It has no body, yet the robe is transparent. It has no records, so it scratches a 3.5-inch floppy. The socks display quantum interference. They do not cause the fall. The banana retains full authorship.
The costume is quantum. The accident is classical.
Five clocks, no theory
The floppy, pom-pom colour, hat swing, belly resonance and fall all read the same beat phase without pretending to be one law. Tune the hidden vortexpulyka to `1.00`: its driven response peaks when its own frequency meets the music.
φ = 2π(BPM/60)t
A(ω)=F / √[(ω₀²−ω²)²+(2γω)²]
The banana keeps the credit
The interference waves on the socks are bounded intensities, not an explanation for bad footing. The declared slope exceeds the peel's static-friction threshold. That is enough. The luminous quantum backside is a pair of probability clouds with no anatomical claim behind it.
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